I wanted this to be funny. It was just alright. It's got good qualities, and it was in keeping with the theme of the weekend regarding how unhappy I am at work.
A failing branch of a company throws a christmas party in order to try and convince a prospective client to work with them and save the branch and all the jobs with it. There's not too much memorable about it to be honest and they did the usual mistake of putting all the funny parts in the trailer so there was nothing left to laugh at.
I don't know whether I was just too spoilt with Sisters last year, now that made me laugh until I ran out of air.
Wednesday 21 December 2016
Sunday 18 December 2016
Moana
Trust Disney to hit me right in the feels, right when I really needed it.
Let's start with the short, oh my days, if it wasn't just a representation of my life right now. It's basically about a guy who goes to work everyday, passing by all the fun and joy of the world. He's sat at a desk day after day, watching life pass him by. His life is grey and dull. He finally makes the decision to go out into the world and interact, enjoy. I get that there are many, many people in similar situations and I am not in a unique position, but you know when it feels like they are directing it right at you...
Anyway, Moana. My only complaint is, the songs are no where near Frozen standard. Everything else, great. Young girl, has to leave her home island, to return the heart of Te Fiti. She also has to find the Demi-God Maui to help her put it back. It's actually another really good moral story of being able to achieve anything if you believe in yourself. She has to realise her own potential in order to complete her task, as does Maui. Also, felt like it was speaking directly to me.
And off I go to rethink my life....
Oh, and it took me WAY too long to figure out that the voice of Maui was The Rock...
Let's start with the short, oh my days, if it wasn't just a representation of my life right now. It's basically about a guy who goes to work everyday, passing by all the fun and joy of the world. He's sat at a desk day after day, watching life pass him by. His life is grey and dull. He finally makes the decision to go out into the world and interact, enjoy. I get that there are many, many people in similar situations and I am not in a unique position, but you know when it feels like they are directing it right at you...
Anyway, Moana. My only complaint is, the songs are no where near Frozen standard. Everything else, great. Young girl, has to leave her home island, to return the heart of Te Fiti. She also has to find the Demi-God Maui to help her put it back. It's actually another really good moral story of being able to achieve anything if you believe in yourself. She has to realise her own potential in order to complete her task, as does Maui. Also, felt like it was speaking directly to me.
And off I go to rethink my life....
Oh, and it took me WAY too long to figure out that the voice of Maui was The Rock...
Saturday 10 December 2016
A United Kingdom
If there's one thing I can say regarding the people this movie is about, they were strong, strong people! It's also another one of those films that saddens me slightly when you see how awful human beings can be to each other.
Guy meets girl, they fall in love. She's a white English girl, he is an African King. It's the 1940's and as you can imagine no one is happy about it. What really amazed me was, instead of seeing it as an opportunity to unite two countries, everyone was doing everything to try and keep them apart. Unsurprisingly, there are diamonds involved. They are apart for so long, and it was all government and politics that caused it.
It's quite heart warming that actually in the end, the people in his country accept her as their "queen" and they make it through all those obstacles to be together. Love like that is rare.
Guy meets girl, they fall in love. She's a white English girl, he is an African King. It's the 1940's and as you can imagine no one is happy about it. What really amazed me was, instead of seeing it as an opportunity to unite two countries, everyone was doing everything to try and keep them apart. Unsurprisingly, there are diamonds involved. They are apart for so long, and it was all government and politics that caused it.
It's quite heart warming that actually in the end, the people in his country accept her as their "queen" and they make it through all those obstacles to be together. Love like that is rare.
Sunday 4 December 2016
Allied
I've had a few days to digest this one. The biggest question when we sat down to watch was "So, you think she's a spy or not?" My friend immediately answers with, "Na, she won't be", so I countered with "Well, if you're going no, I'm going yes!"
On with the film. It's a tough one, it has to be said, could have gone either way right up until the reveal. I mean I was convinced she was, until they started giving reasons against, like him being up for a promotion and being "tested". So, I swayed back and forth throughout, which is good as sometimes these films can be a little too obvious!
Anyway turns out she is, and she ends up killing herself in order to save her husband from having to kill her or getting himself arrested and probably killed in the process.
That's all folks....
On with the film. It's a tough one, it has to be said, could have gone either way right up until the reveal. I mean I was convinced she was, until they started giving reasons against, like him being up for a promotion and being "tested". So, I swayed back and forth throughout, which is good as sometimes these films can be a little too obvious!
Anyway turns out she is, and she ends up killing herself in order to save her husband from having to kill her or getting himself arrested and probably killed in the process.
That's all folks....
Sunday 27 November 2016
Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them
I've been waiting what seems like forever for this film. It's not as good as Harry Potter, I'll be honest, but it is a fantastic addition to the wizarding world.
Newt Scamander travels to New York supposedly in search of magical creatures to study for his book. Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them, the textbook that eventually becomes one of the books studied at Hogwarts. He also wants to release one of his creatures, Frank, back into the wild.
Keeping all the creatures he finds in a magical suitcase which is basically a nature reserve, he arrives in New York where there is already trouble between the wizarding and non-wizarding communities and something invisible is causing havoc.
In the background of all of this is the missing wizard Gellert Grindelwald, one of the most dangerous dark wizards of all time.
The clues that Graves is actually Grindelwald are much more obvious the second time around, they are there and they are brilliant, but so easily missed if you're not looking for them. The little Deathly Hallows symbol shows up a lot earlier than when Graves is handing it to Credence, and then there's the hair cut....
So basically, you have the "Nomaj" (American term for Muggle) in danger of discovering the wizarding world and they are on the brink of a war. There's an Obscurial in New York, an Obscurial is a child who has tried to suppress their magical powers, which then burst out of them and attack uncontrollably. Graves approaches Credence in the hope of using him to find the Obscurial, but in the end it turns out to be Credence, again MUCH more obvious the second time around! Graves turns out to be Grindelwald and there we are... all set up for another 4 movies.
One of the best parts of this film though, is the relationship between Queenie and Jacob, so awesome.
Newt Scamander travels to New York supposedly in search of magical creatures to study for his book. Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them, the textbook that eventually becomes one of the books studied at Hogwarts. He also wants to release one of his creatures, Frank, back into the wild.
Keeping all the creatures he finds in a magical suitcase which is basically a nature reserve, he arrives in New York where there is already trouble between the wizarding and non-wizarding communities and something invisible is causing havoc.
In the background of all of this is the missing wizard Gellert Grindelwald, one of the most dangerous dark wizards of all time.
The clues that Graves is actually Grindelwald are much more obvious the second time around, they are there and they are brilliant, but so easily missed if you're not looking for them. The little Deathly Hallows symbol shows up a lot earlier than when Graves is handing it to Credence, and then there's the hair cut....
So basically, you have the "Nomaj" (American term for Muggle) in danger of discovering the wizarding world and they are on the brink of a war. There's an Obscurial in New York, an Obscurial is a child who has tried to suppress their magical powers, which then burst out of them and attack uncontrollably. Graves approaches Credence in the hope of using him to find the Obscurial, but in the end it turns out to be Credence, again MUCH more obvious the second time around! Graves turns out to be Grindelwald and there we are... all set up for another 4 movies.
One of the best parts of this film though, is the relationship between Queenie and Jacob, so awesome.
Sunday 20 November 2016
Doctor Strange
I am a huge Marvel fangirl. This did not disappoint me!
To be honest, the whole thing just spoke to me on many levels. Firstly there is the idea that the mind can heal the body, I know that in the end it all boils down to magic in the film, but as a trainee yoga teacher, I have a firm belief that the mind can heal the body. It was when the Ancient One shows Stephen Strange the chakra system, I was sold.
Then the Multiverse theory is back, second film in a week to have my head spinning over this. This film has it in a more colourful and acceptable light, in the sense of it's not every version of our own lives existing at the same time, but separate unique universes all with their own individual purpose.
Anyway, Doctor Strange origin story..... Talented neurosurgeon, has car crash, destroys hands via severe nerve damage. Standard, the only person that could have saved his hands was himself. He goes off to find alternative therapies for his hands after modern medicine fails him. He travels to Kathmandu and meets the Ancient One, who opens his mind to the possibility of other dimensions and magic.
As he studies and learns, his powers grow and he comes across the time infinity stone in the Eye of Agamotto, and then the cloak of levitation. So when Dormammu threatens the Earth by absorbing it into his own timeless but dark dimension, offering "eternal life", it's up to Doctor Strange to stop him. This scene on it's own is brilliant, I totally loved it. DORMAMMU, I HAVE COME TO BARGAIN.
Cumberbatch is brilliant as Doctor Strange, in fact the casting is superb as usual for a Marvel film. Great addition to the universe.
To be honest, the whole thing just spoke to me on many levels. Firstly there is the idea that the mind can heal the body, I know that in the end it all boils down to magic in the film, but as a trainee yoga teacher, I have a firm belief that the mind can heal the body. It was when the Ancient One shows Stephen Strange the chakra system, I was sold.
Then the Multiverse theory is back, second film in a week to have my head spinning over this. This film has it in a more colourful and acceptable light, in the sense of it's not every version of our own lives existing at the same time, but separate unique universes all with their own individual purpose.
Anyway, Doctor Strange origin story..... Talented neurosurgeon, has car crash, destroys hands via severe nerve damage. Standard, the only person that could have saved his hands was himself. He goes off to find alternative therapies for his hands after modern medicine fails him. He travels to Kathmandu and meets the Ancient One, who opens his mind to the possibility of other dimensions and magic.
As he studies and learns, his powers grow and he comes across the time infinity stone in the Eye of Agamotto, and then the cloak of levitation. So when Dormammu threatens the Earth by absorbing it into his own timeless but dark dimension, offering "eternal life", it's up to Doctor Strange to stop him. This scene on it's own is brilliant, I totally loved it. DORMAMMU, I HAVE COME TO BARGAIN.
Cumberbatch is brilliant as Doctor Strange, in fact the casting is superb as usual for a Marvel film. Great addition to the universe.
Saturday 19 November 2016
Nocturnal Animals
The first few minutes of this film was..... unusual....
It starts in a gallery, full of plus sized naked women models. I turned to my friend and laughed, I'm not sure this is what I signed up for....
The actual story is about a woman, in a seemingly unhappy marriage, receiving a novel written by her ex husband. The story is I guess symbolic of the feelings he's had all this time about their break up.
His story is about a family who get driven off the road in Texas, the guys in the other car then proceed to kidnap the wife & daughter and it ultimately ends in their rape and murders. A year later, he returns to talk to the investigating officer on the case as they've arrested one of the suspects for another crime. It turns into a bit of a revenge mission, with the husband demanding to understand how they felt when they were murdered, what exactly happened. Turns out the detective has terminal cancer and wants to see this through, he's not worried about what happens to him as he's going to die anyway.
So, they track down the suspects, the husband identifies them. Detective shoots one of them, and then we are left with the showdown between the main suspect and the husband. There's a bit of a fight and the husband ends up shooting the suspect but also gaining a serious wound to the head. So when he finally tries to stagger away, falls on his gun and shoots himself in the stomach.
In reality, she's read this book and contacted her ex husband and they arrange to meet. The film ends with her sitting in a restaurant apparently stood up.
Did her ex husband have cancer? Had he died before meeting her, or did he stand her up on purpose? Did she regret choosing a materialist life over true love? Why on earth was I subjected to the first few minutes of the film?
It starts in a gallery, full of plus sized naked women models. I turned to my friend and laughed, I'm not sure this is what I signed up for....
The actual story is about a woman, in a seemingly unhappy marriage, receiving a novel written by her ex husband. The story is I guess symbolic of the feelings he's had all this time about their break up.
His story is about a family who get driven off the road in Texas, the guys in the other car then proceed to kidnap the wife & daughter and it ultimately ends in their rape and murders. A year later, he returns to talk to the investigating officer on the case as they've arrested one of the suspects for another crime. It turns into a bit of a revenge mission, with the husband demanding to understand how they felt when they were murdered, what exactly happened. Turns out the detective has terminal cancer and wants to see this through, he's not worried about what happens to him as he's going to die anyway.
So, they track down the suspects, the husband identifies them. Detective shoots one of them, and then we are left with the showdown between the main suspect and the husband. There's a bit of a fight and the husband ends up shooting the suspect but also gaining a serious wound to the head. So when he finally tries to stagger away, falls on his gun and shoots himself in the stomach.
In reality, she's read this book and contacted her ex husband and they arrange to meet. The film ends with her sitting in a restaurant apparently stood up.
Did her ex husband have cancer? Had he died before meeting her, or did he stand her up on purpose? Did she regret choosing a materialist life over true love? Why on earth was I subjected to the first few minutes of the film?
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